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Drink More Water, Bitch – Funny Stainless Steel Water Bottle | Hydration Gift, Fitness & Gym Bottle
Make her morning magical — personalize this tumbler in seconds ✨
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Drink More Water, Bitch. 💧
The hydration reminder you didn’t know you needed — but your body definitely did.
This stainless steel bottle doesn’t whisper “self-care” — it shouts it. Designed for people who juggle a million things but still show up, sip up, and glow up.
Built to handle your hot coffee, cold water, or chaotic energy, this double-wall insulated bottle keeps drinks hot for 12 hours and cold for 24. It’s tough, sleek, and just the right amount of attitude.
Whether you’re at the gym, the office, or pretending to have your life together, this bottle’s here to keep you hydrated and honest.
✨ Product Features
- Double-wall insulation: keeps drinks hot up to 12 hours / cold up to 24 hours
- Premium stainless steel: durable, BPA-free, eco-friendly
- Matte finish: soft touch and anti-slip grip
- Leak-proof lid: toss it in your bag without worry
- Unique design: minimal, bold, and actually funny
💡 Perfect For
- Gym sessions, road trips, work desks, or hangover recovery
- Gifts for friends who “forget” to drink water
- Anyone who appreciates hydration and sarcasm
🧼 Care Instructions
- Hand-wash only — no dishwashers, please
- Do not microwave
- Treat it with love, like your emotional support bottle
| 350ml | 530ml | 950ml | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 7.30 | 9.30 | 10.20 |
| Diameter, in | 2.87 | 2.87 | 3.54 |
✨ Our Promise
- 🖨️ Printed in the EU Quality inks, durable stainless steel.
- 🎨 1–2 Design Revisions Approve your preview before we print.
- 🛡️ Secure Checkout Shopify & PayPal protection.
- 🚚 Fast Shipping From verified EU partners.
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